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Craigslist: Kitchen table-Sacramento

11 Sep


I know this kitchen set is looking a little rough at first glance but maybe give it a second (or a third) look. There is potential here. For 40 bucks you could totally reupholster this guy into a total babe.
The table is what makes me believe it can be done. That nice little contrast in the wood-black and light. If my work had decent internets I could pull suggestions. But alas it is no go. It is up to you to redeem this 40 dollar rough diamond into something that sparkles.
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DO NOT WANT: OH GOD THESE “LOUNGE CHAIRS!”

11 Sep

What!? These have been listed over and over and over again for well over 3 months? Are you kidding? Nobody wants to sit in a disco dentist chair in their own home? You don’t want to rent a flat-bed truck to drive to this weirdo’s house and pick up a sarcophagus/slug that you sit on? You say you don’t want to find out first hand what this thing smells like?

NO. No you don’t. Nobody does. Ever. INCOMING CAPSLOCK!

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HERE ARE SOME COOL JETSON STYLE CHAIRS IN VERY GOOD ORIGINAL CONDITION STAR TREK HAS NOTHING ON THESE CHAIRS FEATURE 45 DEGREE SWIVEL BASE BACK RECLINES ADJUSTABLE HEADREST WOULD MAKE A GREAT ADDITION TO YOUR RETRO DECR LIVING ROOM GAME ROOM,DEN,SUNROOM,STRAIGHT FROM THE JET AGE ERA SOLD AS IS 510-333-3650 DAYS

I love the addition of “DAYS” to the phone number. Get it! Oh hey, this guys a jokester. Because you couldn’t tell by his taste in seating. I can only imagine he is getting rid of these beauties because there’s some bad mojo attached to them. Y’know, like they’re posessed by satan. A pea-soup green satan.

Just in case you can’t imagine what it’d be like to live with this thing, here is a visual aid.

You’re welcome.

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