DO NOT WANT: Mid-Century Vanity Chair

27 Jan

With guest writer, Alan L.

(Original Post)

Finally, a chair that says “I love the inside of an animal cell,” or failing that, “assorted pig organs.” The not-quite completely clashing scheme of yellow and “placenta pink” keep the eye darting around like a magic eye puzzle, dizzily tr…ying to find some hidden smiling face or sailing ship in the fabric or, at least, an answer to the question, “why?” 

Other bold moves include the asymmetrical heart-shaped backer, the sturdy wrought-iron legs, and the $100 price tag.

On the plus side, you could use it to bash someone’s skull in and get away with it, because the cops will be too busy puking to ever dust it for prints.

Available now, and forever, in Glen Park.

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8 Responses to “DO NOT WANT: Mid-Century Vanity Chair”

  1. claire January 27, 2011 at 11:38 am #

    my kid loves it. there’s no accounting for the taste of a 5yo girl.

  2. Jon January 27, 2011 at 12:33 pm #

    It probably started it’s life NOT that color and fabric, so somebody with horrific taste actually took the time to repaint and choose new fabric. $100?! Really?!?!

  3. toniiii January 27, 2011 at 1:53 pm #

    Lol! It looks like the chair is crying, “boo hoo”.

    That thing belongs at The Madonna Inn in this room:

    • Serene January 27, 2011 at 1:57 pm #

      HA! It indeed does look like it’s wiping tears from its sad pink face..

  4. christopher squid January 28, 2011 at 12:03 am #

    so good. so terrible.

  5. Alan January 28, 2011 at 2:24 pm #

    I’m a jerk. I sincerely honestly hope someone buys this thing and loves it just as much as they love My Little Ponies and cupcakes and Lisa Frank stickers.

    • Serene January 28, 2011 at 4:25 pm #

      and as much as they love.. bad taste.

  6. joe mountain January 28, 2011 at 7:43 pm #

    HEY! I love all those things.

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