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Friday wrap-up!

10 Feb

white drafting chair, swivelly wivelly, $140.00 in Fair Oaks

Are you framiliar with the dental term, “dry socket?” Well. This is what I imagine it looks like. These are $50.00 for.. two? In Rancho Cordova

These are super duper cuper.. cute. Black and white with caned shelf. Two for $50.00 in Rancho Cordova.

Flat-packable lounge chairs, the pair for $1000.00 here in Downtown Sacramento.

$100.00 for this here Lane table, for sale in Land Park.

$130.00 teak table set for sale in Rocklin. A bit 80’s probably, but in great shape.

SRSLY?  Down to $100.00, y’all? C’mon. These people trying to MOVE!

$200.00 pretty lil’ stereo console. Dang, that’s shiny. In Del Paso Heights.

$40.00 for TWO of these chairs in Tahoe Park – that apparently just need just a simple cleanin’.

Laminate two-tier end table for $55.00 Rancho Cordova

$215.00 for the pair! HOLY GODDAMNED!

$175.00 for a pair of end tables here in Midtown. WHOA – PINK PINK.

$250.00 for the set in Roseville! Don’t even try, I’ve called the guy and he was offered $500.00!

Holy what-theWHATTTTTTT. Matching coffee table and end table – $150.00 for the pair in Granite Bay.

DO NOT WANT: 2012 really IS the year it all ends

10 Feb

Mid-Mod Coffee Table w/2012 makeover – $160 (west sacramento)

hand-painted, boomerang, mid-century modern, atomic, coffee table, hand-painted with a zebra stripe design; moving soon, so this needs to go!

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This cool, modern, cool, retro, modern, atomic, cool, radical, nuclear, cowabunga, hand-drawn-on-with-a-sharpie, table is available right now due to a move to a county where doing such things to vintage furniture is a class-b felony.

Since this table isn’t for everyone (you have to have PRETTY GOOD taste to enjoy its beauty, guys) We think it best to do a quick pros and cons list for those considering dropping a buck-sixty on it:

PROS:

Versatile: Looks great next to your lounge chair, books, or SUV running board.

Unique: Where you gonna get an original set of “wacky wibble legz” in this day and age?

Functional: if you use it for its intended Aboriginal purpose the zebra will never see it coming.

CONS:

Hard to place in home: The inherent shape of the piece might make it difficult to arrange your other atrocious purple polka dot overstuffed couches around it.

Anatomy: “Diseased Black Lung” look is SO 2004.

Cleanliness: The mottled design might make your pets puke.

PS: If you buy it be sure to write us so we can send you a strongly-worded letter about this and other mistakes you’ve almost certainly made in your life!

Guest Writer Alan L. (Lover of 1960′s dollhouses)

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