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DO NOT WANT: OH GOD THESE “LOUNGE CHAIRS!”

11 Sep

What!? These have been listed over and over and over again for well over 3 months? Are you kidding? Nobody wants to sit in a disco dentist chair in their own home? You don’t want to rent a flat-bed truck to drive to this weirdo’s house and pick up a sarcophagus/slug that you sit on? You say you don’t want to find out first hand what this thing smells like?

NO. No you don’t. Nobody does. Ever. INCOMING CAPSLOCK!

(Original Post)
HERE ARE SOME COOL JETSON STYLE CHAIRS IN VERY GOOD ORIGINAL CONDITION STAR TREK HAS NOTHING ON THESE CHAIRS FEATURE 45 DEGREE SWIVEL BASE BACK RECLINES ADJUSTABLE HEADREST WOULD MAKE A GREAT ADDITION TO YOUR RETRO DECR LIVING ROOM GAME ROOM,DEN,SUNROOM,STRAIGHT FROM THE JET AGE ERA SOLD AS IS 510-333-3650 DAYS

I love the addition of “DAYS” to the phone number. Get it! Oh hey, this guys a jokester. Because you couldn’t tell by his taste in seating. I can only imagine he is getting rid of these beauties because there’s some bad mojo attached to them. Y’know, like they’re posessed by satan. A pea-soup green satan.

Just in case you can’t imagine what it’d be like to live with this thing, here is a visual aid.

You’re welcome.

Craigslist’s DO NOT WANT.

1 Sep

A section for all those awful posts that keep reappearing on my radar listed under vintage, danish, retro, and everything else good – that are just plain uggs and “DO NOT WANT.” Usually these items are priced a bit more than I’d ever damn pay, look like they’ve been used by the family cat as a scratching and urinating post, or are just plain miscategorized. AND KEEP SHOWING UP!

UGGHHHH. THE MERRRRSMAN. (Original Post)

This thing keeps popping up under “This antique Danish modern coffee table” – okay maybe it’s Danish, but a lot of things are. Danish people for example. Yes. Those pastries, yknow the ones – those are Danish too. I don’t care if this thing was sat on by a Danish King and he took a Danish crap on it – it ain’t danish modern. BUT THAT OVERSTUFFED COUCH BEHIND IT SURE IS! A steal at $70.00 of your hard earned money.

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