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Craigslist: Mid Century Modern Danish Rosewood Side board, Brisbane

6 Sep

Alright Ninjas, let’s just go ahead and file this under”Yeah right, dude. Just forget about it already.”

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Danish modern step-back sideboard / credenza done in beautiful rosewood with numerous storage possibilities. $2100.00

Great looking mid century rounded “L” shaped sofa in understated striped velour upholstery $580.00

What’s so terrible about all this, is that they’re absolutely right. I’m sure someone WILL pay $2100.00 or well over $1000.00 for that credenza. Maybe they’ll hollow it out and put a flat screen TV inside of it and close the doors and pretend like they “prefer to read a good book” instead of watching The Hills. — And that couch is totally a giant $500.00 couch for your coke den, and some asshole that works in a cubicle in Sillicon Valley is going to buy that couch to fill the hole in his life where his social skills are lacking and he will be the only person to ever sit on it – and one night he will lay in a sad “L” shaped lump with a glass of white wine.

And I will never ever own these things. And I will never be those people. But oh god how I want to be.

But perhaps to ease the pain I will just cover my house in ridiculous chinese junk boat oil paintings. Which are always super badass, and always super chillin’ at Goodwill.

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